The girls are playing Restaurant with clay they brought to school.
Me: Make me something delicious, please!
Mattie: *turns her back and works furiously on something she promises to be delectable* Ooh, it’s gonna be good, Miss Li!
Me: I can’t wait!!
Mattie: TA-DA!!! *shows me what is pictured here*

Me: What…is…that? (in utter shock)
Mattie: Uh, a SANDWICH?!
Me: What’s that, then? *pointing to the protrusion* (I invite you to pause here and reflect on what it could be before reading the answer…)
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Mattie: He-LLO! It’s the toothpick that keeps the sandwich together?!?!?!?!
Me: Ohhhh! Looks delicious.